My Fiancee is having his stag this weekend, off having fun he is... without me... How dare he. I'll soon fix that - fun? FUN? there'll be no more fun when we're marriaged, it'll be all henpecking, nagging, ball and chaindom forevermore. We'll get boilers upgraded, worry about how much energy is wasted every time we boil a kettle, watch the late late religiously, take care of our goldfish, talk about the toothpaste tube, and whether or not one large slice of cheese or two smaller slices of cheese work better in a sandwich... It'll be great. Enjoy your last few nights of freedom my love... you'll never be let out again.
Bwaa ha ha ha ha ha
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Don't worry Various. In time that feeling too will pass. You'll scribble on your lap top while he watches awful noisy stuff on telly. He'll have to buy his own stuff and decide on what goes into his own sandwiches while you dine out and eat custard slices. And when he says he's going to a Stags and will be back on Monday you'll barely raise your head as you say "Whatever" and won't even notice his absence. The marriage thing is wonderful! DQ
DQ Sounds magical - how do you keep that spark going though?
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