Thursday, April 29, 2010

A poem which attempts to dissuade you from bringing your cat to Easons

Don't bring your cat to Easons
There are a hundred reasons
why, no matter what the season
it would be a bad day out

He'd wee on all the papers
Want to play with all the staplers
would have such crazy capers
if you brought him there - no doubt

Yes cats aren't known as readers
they're better off as feeders
leave em home, leave em with Peter
rather than a shopping bout

So let em yowl and cry away
ask to see mice, promise they'll be ok
with computers and dice, tell them NO WAY
No Easons for your cat today

Easons is a stationary and book shop for those who mightn't be aware


Domestic Oub said...

Yay! Loved it! More! More!

Totalfeckineejit said...

This series could make a book.Don't bring your three toed albino sloth to Dunnes next week peut etre?

As for pissing on papers, I'm all for it, I do it in Easons too.

WV is fackerna. Not quite sure if that's nearly interesting but it really should be a word.

Titus said...

Bah to TFE's computer working again. He said what I wanted to - there's a book in this.
Loved it and laughed, and I didn't even know what Easons was.

the watercats said...

miooow!.... miow.. miowww.. miow. miow.. mew.. purrrp.. puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
etc etc...

That's just my opinion though!

Niamh B said...

Tks Oub - more on the way, some day.
TFE - 3 toes albino sloths in Dunnes? peut etre peut etre
Thanks Titus - yay happy you're all back in beeswax!
Thanks Watercats - good to get the inside track on it.

The Dead Acorn said...

I rarely take my cat to Easons,
and NEVER during mating season.
The cashier stares at me with scorn,
as my cat checks out the kitty porn.

NanU said...

Oh, my, thank you so much for the good advice! Bandersnatch was terribly worried I'd start taking her round to the shops. I'll just leave her in the garden, then. Less to carry around, anyway.

Niamh B said...

Dead Acorn, shameful stuff. Bad kitty!
NanU - always happy to set Bandersnatches mind at ease.

Rachel Fox said...

Enjoying this series. More, more!