Saturday, January 12, 2013

Literary Highlights / Book List of 2012

12 days into the 13th  year of the 21st century, and I'm only now getting round to writing up my literary highlights and booklist for the last 12 months,  speaking of 12...

1.   I took this snapshot myself on my computer, at 12 mins past 12, on the 12th of the 12th Oh 12,  I thought it was pretty cool at the time - so cool it counts as my no. 1 literary highlight... If I'm going to come up with 10 as usual - I better start small.
2. Attended a course entitled parallel worlds and how to create them, run by Trevor Joyce in UCC, it was pretty much a tour of things he likes that are a bit obscure in writing, and was interesting, if a little light on the practical side... ie he didn't really push us to try things out ourselves - but it was good to devote an hour and a bit a week to the aul writing, and definitely helped ease the pain of being back out in the land of work.
3. The Medicine Session - got to go say some poems for nice people in Lismore at the coolest gathering south of the Shannon thanks to the lovely watercats.
4.  IPYPIASM has once more been a roaring success with some lovely newcomers and the brilliant Titus as hostess and competitor with the mostess.
5.  Attended a lovely writing workshop given by Afric McGlinchey.
6.  I didn't enter a single competition all year, so therefore didn't lose any.
7.  Nor was I refused publication in a single magazine, low or high brow, paying or not, tree killing or online.
8.  Neither did a single agent or publisher say that any novel of mine, no matter how long ago I wrote it, was unworthy of their attention or representation, although I've never sent any novel to an agent or publisher, so I could say that for every year.
9.  I was asked to write, and did write, a review of a poetry book.
10.  I only had 38 posts on this blog, which you'd imagine would have freed me up for hours of creativity, hours and hours....


And now for the book list
I didn't keep much of a log of reading this year, so I'm just squeezing in what I remember here, some good some bad. Favourites in bold to save you the reading if you're very busy and important (like myself)

Franny & Zooey by JD Salinger I really liked, as you'll know from the post "I love JD"
Jo Brand's autobiography was one of a number of books that were about to be thrown out from my parents house and which I rescued in hopes that it might be amazing, and it was, but not in a really good way - ah no, Jo, I jest, if you're reading this, it was fine, just very like a big long series of emails to a friend recounting ups and downs of life without much in the way of insight into comedienneship.
I had a Kevin Barry feast with City of Bohane and Dark lies the Island, both brilliant in different ways, one of the stories from Dark lies the island will haunt me probably until I no longer know my own name.
A little Jennifer Johnston with the Gingerbread woman, was of her usual quality too - ie great.
The Baron in the trees on the other hand, while light and readable could have easily been left in the trees with us all equally happy.
I can thank my book club for that last one, and thanks too to them, for my getting to read Anna Karenina, actually the wikipedia page about Anna Karenina.
Anne Enright's Making Babies was a good read, funny and honest.
A sense of an ending by Julian Barnes - recycled a bit from an earlier book of his I read, but got alot right.
Book of the year was of course Red Ribbons by Louise Phillips, I loved the pace and excitement, so proud of Louise's writing, a clever blend of thoughtfulness and action, a very successful debut for her and really well deserved.
There was a light one over the Christmas, about a magical health spa and three different women with three different challenges in life, can't remember the name now - maybe "Always and Forever" - something along those lines.
Also read Cinderella in Irish Luathriona it's called - that was a good one too.
Christine Falls and A Death in Summer provided my John Banville fix this year in the guise of Benjamin Black, I liked em, dark, but a good pace.
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe was amazing, full of story telling touches, beautifully written, like a piece of the past, sliced out and served, extremely well worth reading.


Sunday, January 6, 2013

New Year, No Fear!!!

So, here we are, another IPYPIASM draws to a close, Bug snuck another one in at the end - call over here for a lookie at it in close up, and the story behind it, bringing the USA a marvellous one poem clear of the previous year's score... so scores on the doors ended up at

USA  8.5
Scotland (the incredible) 19 (up 5 since 2011)
Ireland 15  (down 6 on last year)
England 1 (down 5)
RoW 0

Not that it's a competition or anything, and yadda yadda, taking part, xmas spirit etc,,, but - we'll be back, oh yes, next year we will be back!!

Thanks all for taking part, and most of all to Titus for being a great hostess!!

Monday, December 31, 2012

Last gasp!

Come out come out wherever you are - Ireland the land of saints and scholars - get ye to an offy.... or some sort of shop that's still open between now and midnight, hell I'll take poems in nightclubs... time is running out, it's time to panic, it's time to get a poem and put it in a shop, for your country, for dignity, for pride!!!

Scotland have only gone and got another 5 on the board...  placed by Carolyn Yates, all over Dumphries and Galloway in multiple colorful places.  See here for the full size shots and more on how to find em..




















This just in though - it seems the one placed by Rachel Fox, who lives in Scotland, and the score for said poem which was originally awarded to Scotland - should have actually gone to England, so I'm going to have to amend the score.  I know it's not ideal, and I do apologise deeply for the mistake, but these errors, when they occur, must be rectified, so the score now stands at

Scotland 19
Ireland 15
USA 7.5
England 1
RoW 0



Neck N Neck

Scotland have another poem in a shop in the unbelieveably exciting last day of this year's International put your poem in a shop month...

Click here to find out who has placed this gamechanging beaut



Leaving scores at

Scotland 15
Ireland 15
USA 7.5
RoW 0


Arghghghghh - the excitement!

OMG PIS

Poems in Shops Month is hotting up.

There's 3 more to view over at Titus' blog  here


hilarious offerings from Linda Powell


And Margaret Franks -


 

Go to Titus' blog for the full story...


Bug has made another strike for the USA - with a heartfelt little moment - click over here to see where this one ended up



So now - scores on the doors rest at

Scotland 14
USA 7.5
Ireland 15
RoW 0

It's a tight race, and only 14 or so hours of IPYPIASM to go.... 

Can Scotland catch up?  Can Ireland keep ahead?  Will the rest of the world finally join in?

only time will tell - happy new year you all!

Saturday, December 29, 2012

4 more to boost the score!!

I got to a shop there the other and managed four more Poems for shops

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This one is a nod to the newly renegotiated european fish quotas...

Quotas have changed
                 Customers confident
Heads in the air
                  Wallets out
Full to the gills
                  Whiskers washed
Ready to splash 
                   In one last pan


Then there was one about nostalgia and the passing of time

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They won't be back
The days of silver, gold and black
They're further back the line
each breath,
one more of the life called mine

Wanted to find a bar of gold and black chocolate to leave that one beside, but since I couldn't locate the stuff (since it doesn't exist) - I positioned this beside the equally rare and impressive creature that is a bag of ghost jellies on the day after stephen's...




And then another nostalgic one, - (NOTE the hussy referred to is from a coffee ad in the coffee shop in question)

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It goes:

Tables were joined and chairs crowded
the hussy looked on, as we applauded
forged with cream and the sweet taste of icing
our endless coffees, minds buzzing
with stories, rhymes, ideaqs, joy of 
something stronger than time,
longer than life


And finally - one more IPYPIASM tailored, for the chicken aisle

Tired Shopper, breathe in and out
Never let there be a doubt
You're no machine, cannot continue
without a sale to soothe your sinew

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Which brings the grand score total to 

Ireland 15
Scotland 11
USA 6.5
RoW 0

But it's not a competition (however if it was you'd only have 2 days to catch us... or less, depending on the timezone.

Happy new year all of you

Friday, December 28, 2012

IP IP Hooray!!

Domestic Oubliette has brought glory to Eire, lifting the spirits of a nation for the first time since the wonderful Katie Taylor earlier in the year, could this be a sign that we are turning things around?  That we could finally be winners?  or at least draw levellers?

She has put a marvellous poem in a shop with only a little gun holding to the head on my part.

Here's the proof! - and call over to her blog here to read the poem itself and read all about it.

In other news - there is a classic PIAS making a come back on hope's blog in the shape of a 55 word story - immortalised once more, we'll take it, and give the USA another half point in recognition....

Click over here, to see how she's seamlessly woven it in.
So the running tally - in the closest ever IPYPIASM score keeping since score keeping began - with only 3 more IPYPIASMing days to go...

Ireland  11
Scotland 11
USA 6.5
ROW 0

oooh exciting.  Get out there ye all!!

Monday, December 24, 2012

The evidence

I told ye I'd put a poem or two in a shop today... and I wasn't fibbing.

First - here's the lookout
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And now three from me

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By the pens there's

International, it's so fashionable
Grab a pen and act irrational
Fun things left in odd type places
Hope to brighten stranger's faces

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Then beside the bread - first ever IPYPIASM as gaeilge

Is feidir grá a fháil
In aice len arán
Is fiú do aimsir a thógaint
Ag léamh nó ag scríomh dán

translation
Love can be found
beside the bread
It's worth taking time
to read or write a poem
- and it rhymes when it's in Irish - that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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and then near the apples - not the first time I've seen them  IPYPIASM'd

Fresh as your smile
On another Christmas day
Your "grandeur" calls, your style
Your dignatory sway
I don't think you've gone away


Which all brings us to the new grand total of 

Scotland 11
Ireland 10
USA 6
RoW 0

Anyway, hope you all have a very relaxing day tomorrow and the man in red, if he's coming to you, is generous with his offerings.

xxx

Sunday, December 23, 2012

News from Titus - IPYPIASM Hostess with the mostess

Hello all out there in IPYPIASM land.  I have some "rather bad news" (as she calls it herself) from Titus - the woman who generously took on the thankless (ok not completely thankless but you get what I mean) task of hosting the festival that is known as IPYPIASM - I'm not quite sure how much to tell you, for security reasons, but she has suffered a bit of an injury while ice skating, which has led to her being taken to hospital and needing a bit of attention.
She still has her wits about her, and has even had the presence of mind to get on the email to let us know about it, so that IPPPIS (International People Putting Poems in Shops) will not be left without a home.
Anyway - all good thoughts are with you Titus, and hoping you make it home in time for Santa!

Before the unfortunate incident - she had even racked up another score for Scotland

Making it

Scotland 11
Ireland 7
USA 6
RoW Zero

As for me - I have 4 PFS written (poems for shops), and will be venturing out into Xmas Eve madness tomorrow to place em.

You can go over here to see Titus's poem

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Exciting news for IPYPIASMers

I can't believe it's not February!!!

So who has knocked me over the head and woken me up and suddenly told me it's November and not a dog in the house washed?!  (nor child neither)

Well it's nearly November, and getting perilously close to our favourite time of year - the most wonderful time, as I like to call it - otherwise known as International Put Your Poem in a Shop Month - or IPYPIASM!!!
 (say it backwards and it's MSAIPYPI - sinisterly close to mississippi)

Anyway - I can hardly host it this year, as you'll have noticed my average posting per month is coming in at a tidy sum of just the one.... (it's not that I don't love ye, I just literally have been repeatedly knocked over the head and whole chunks of life have disappeared on me, like dry ice in a moving train on a sunny saturday)

So, who can take the reins, who out there would be brilliant enough, super enough, enough of an IPYPIASMER of old to lead us into the new season - someone who has enthusiastically led the charge before in their area, a steady hand, who won't let it all go to their head.  It'd have to be someone in another country too, right?  I mean we're talking IPYPIASM, not NPYPIASM after all.

Yes, you've guessed it - the marvellous Titus the dog has agreed to host the Festival in it's fifth year... what a legend.

Her blog, for anyone crazy enough not to have been there previously is over here

Enjoy you crazy bunnies - I'll be hopefully enthusiastically partaking, in a shop near me, some time soon...

Thank you so much Titus!!