Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A Poem which attempts to dissuade you from bringing your Aye Aye to McDonald's

At Kat's request I had a lot of googling and wikipedia looking up to get things that made sense and rhymed for this one...
Consider it your Christmas Present!!!

A Poem which attempts to dissuade you from bringing your Aye Aye to McDonald's
Don't bring your Aye Aye to McDonald's
No matter how he fondly fondled
your hands, your hair, or how he has hondled*
he's still for that place so unsuitable
You know yourself this fiendish rogue'll
only be scoffing the big macs, his brogue'll
spellbind the poor servers, can't you just see him ogle
the menu, list' my theory's most mootable
For wee pointing Monkeys are way way too creepy
they'll want coffee mc flurries and claim that they're sleepy
so forget it, you know he'd leave you all weepy
as Ronald would find him out-bootable
And don't forget that this guy has got him a sorta
bad name as the type that'd puncture an aorta
so unless you want a visit from the Goddess called Morta
No McDonald's for your Aye-Aye today
* this is really a word, it means to haggle.


Gerry Snape said...

Well thanks for the grand christmas pressie, various! This must surely stand out as one of the best!!

Dave King said...

By far the best Christmas present I've had so far!
Have a great Christmas!

Niamh B said...

Thanks Gerry, glad you enjoyed.
Many happy returns Dave!

120 Socks said...

Good one, you can't beat the old bit of research! And a new word as well!

LilyS said...

Thanks for the great Crimbo poem.

Merry Christmas to you!

Niamh B said...

Thanks Socks - I try to learn something every day - new or old I'm not fussy.

And thanks Lily - hope you have a great one!

Kat Mortensen said...

Just saw this in my Google Reader and I dashed over to read.

You DID it! (splendidly too).

I loved the aorta line best, I think, but it's very difficult to choose. Don't ask me why, I chose the Aye Aye, but I knew, it was you, who could get all funky with this queer little monkey! (And you DID!)

Best gift, next to my early Bamboo Pen graphics tablet.


Peter Goulding said...

I'm not going to open it until Sunday

Gwei Mui said...

Always such a pleasure when I drop by and read your words. Andsuch good advice too.
Here's wishing you and yours a very merry Christmas and a fantastic New Year :)

Niamh B said...

And thank you Kat for the challenging request!! Mc Donalds was a place I shied away from writing about as an ex employee but also because of the difficulty of rhyming it!!
Such self control Peter, most admirable !!
Gweii, thanks so much! Long time no see, hope all's well with you and that you have a great Holiday season! All the best

Totalfeckineejit said...

So good,Not a Nay, Nay, to be said.