One of the funniest book titles I've read in recent years is the above. Didn't buy the book tho... just wondering what other possibilities might work under this kind of format... brainstorming future possible book titles - might even come up with a whole novel concept from this - ok here goes
If you liked Rain - you'll love Sleet!
If you liked a mild headache - you'll love a migraine!
If you liked Work - you'll love Prison!
If you liked Poetry - you'll love Watercolour painting!
If you liked quorn sausages - you'll love soggy cardboard!
If you liked "Up in the Air" - you'll love having your toenails removed gradually with a tweasers!
If you liked getting old - you'll love death!
If you liked GAA clubs - you'll love Bingo!
If you liked Exercise for it's own sake - you'll love running around for an hour only to end up back where you started!
If you liked Wham Bars - you'll love false teeth!
If you liked jumping up and down on things - you'll love trampolines!
Ok - I think that's enough from me - I'm off to formulate these all into a genius plot of a novel sure to win all prizes going... feel free to add some more to the comment box...
14 comments:
If you liked Marriage - you'll love Bigamy!
Every other one I've thought of is so black humoured that I would shame myself by sharing.
If you liked ...er...
eh, its too late. I'm off to bed.
I'll try and be funny tomorrow...
I like this. I'd call it a poem and get it out there (you have that power!). A big crowd-pleaser for sure and they're always handy for after the big crowd-downers!
x
Ah Titus - cmon share share!
Tks Oub - look forward to your funniness today then
Tks Rachel - good thinking!
I just thought of another one this morning
If you liked Heaven - you'll love Cork!
We could go on...
uuummmmmmmm..
If you liked fish, you'll love octopus!... or something?
Ugh Octopus! Thanks anyway Watercats! :-)
Sorry, Niamh, but no way!
However, I have one for my husband:
If you like getting to the top "because it's there" and then just having to come all the way back down again - you'll love mountaineering!
That's another great one Titus. Go on go on go on - the others - put em up anonymously - having said that - any anonymous commenters out there feel like joining in on this one?
If you like checking your email every two seconds you'll love leaving comments on popular blogs just so there's something in your email when you check it again.
That wasn't me!
If you like colds, you'll love swine flu. Sorry, a bit rubbish, but this has set me to thinking now.
Keep em comin...
If you liked the pink room - you'll love the slightly blueish purply room with a bit of crazy insane pink shining through that needs another coat.
If you liked self indulgent blogs - you'll love blog owners who make up comments for their own blog and post em up anonymously in an attempt to make their blog look more popular than it is, and in the process framing totally innocent bystanders...!
Ok ok I admit it - both of those anonymous ones were me... :-)
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