Enda Muldoon on the Radio

This "Giving each other Expensive bits of cardboard" day, I have a very special guest on the radio (they're all special, but you know what I mean), (listeners will know him as the relationship expert that phoned in on Stephen Kennedy's relationship show)
Anyhoo here's his bio - Enda Muldoon began comedy four years ago in a bid to deal with deep seated childhood psycholgical trauma. This badly thought out attempt at purging his demons in public proved not only to be unsuccessfull, but has involved many of his shows ending with his admission to a psychiatric unit. Not strictly a comedian, watching Enda perform is a dark view at the fragility of the human psyche. The fact that anyone would give him a microphone, is proof in itself that the collapse of society is imminent. THE RACE TO THE BOTTOM IS OVER, COME SEE THE WINNER.
His show will be on the theme of "The Art of Comedy" and should be an interesting one.
As he says himself "As a generally shy and introverted character this will be an interesting test for my ability to open up. In many ways this will be a cheap therapy session in which the many demons haunting my dreams can finally be exorcized. It will also be part confession as churches scare me."
The usual bat time - 4pm on Liffey Sound - see ye then then...


In other news, Gardaí have one main suspect in the case of the missing yellow Rose (presumed shredded). The Rose went missing last Monday evening from this location where it grew in peace and harmony with the surroundings, until it was replaced by this hole.
The root was found nearby with a large black paw also located in the vicinity.
The main suspect has returned to the scene several times, and was even caught in this amazing cctv still, handling the root, thought to be the last surviving remnant of the Rose.

Gardaí warn that the suspect should be treated with caution, and may be carrying a Winnie the Pooh football, do not attempt to approach if you see her - simply call 1800 - ROSE - KILLER - to be put through to the special task force.

In other news - since ye were kind enough to compliment my special effects poem in the last post, here's another short one - named by Oub - O'Leary's Chair, i'm told it's funny... ye've seen it in print before if you're a regular here, but this way you get to hear the great response of the lovely lovely people at the fab Brownbread Mixtape.