Tuesday, February 1, 2011

A Poem which attempts to dissuade you from bringing your Cougar to Harvery Norman


In case anyone hasn't heard of them - here's their ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiCRL-unxEo - the shoutiest shop in the world

A Poem which attempts to dissuade you from bringing your Cougar to Harvery Norman

Don't bring your Cougar to Harvey Norman
You wouldn't get him past the doorman
No chicken tikkan or chicken korman
could convince me this would be a dream
.
For Cougars cannot bear the shouting
One hiss would have the staff re-routing
You'd soon find yourself bemoaning and doubting
the wisdom of panthers in shops that sound mean
.
And younger cats would be at risk
with cougars stalking mini disc
players, and he won't like being frisked
this cat that can't roar - only screams
.
He wouldn't have time to browse any appliance
When his fur is too staticky, all his defiance
would go into his panic, not a feline of science
No Harvey Norman for your Cougar today

7 comments:

120 Socks said...

I think you would do well as a Cougar in HV,think of the negotiation skills to get you and your pet out!

Niamh B said...

Go Harvey Go!!

Titus said...

I love it! risk/disc/frisked particularly great.
But I'm confused! Harvey or Harvery?! I'm kind of hoping it's Harvery. I like the sound of that man's apples.

Niamh B said...

early morning typo on the title Titus, thanks for spotting it, and sorry for dissappointing :-)

Totalfeckineejit said...

Coo gah!

Words A Day said...

I want to comment. But I feel a bit lost. I've never been to Harvey Norman....



which made me wonder...


am I a cougar?

Niamh B said...

or just plain gah!?

Perhaps Words, though I don't really know you well enough to tell for definite, check here for more info

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar

or here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar_Town