She had me at "bursting"
I know I'm mad early too, but y'see I'm officially going on my holidays this weekend, 2 nights escape where hubby and I plan to pamper ourselves almost to weakness, before our lives get taken over by pampers and the like...
This following poem formed part of the 4 or 5 that I shakily read out at my first ever ever poetry reading... written in response to a 10 year old ad campaign "Sprite - obey your thirst" - It's funny that I've a chance to put it out here, as I did remember it for some reason quite recently... I cannot pass a chance to use a loo nowadays, by the way, loos are like my new bookshops...
Anyway - for proper springy and inspiring poems you can go over here
For a completely couth-less interpretation, read on - no pictorial representation will be made available to accompany this poem
Obey Your Bladder
Exploding Bladders are on the rise,