Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Conspiracy Theory

It's official - hairdressers only give other hairdressers good haircuts. If you don't know the secret handshake or worse start reading from printed A4 pages instead of the glossy mags in the shop they will send you out looking worse than you went in.

5 comments:

Domestic Oub said...

Can't be that bad, surely?

Totalfeckineejit said...

Mirror(optional), pudding bowl/saucepan( Depending on length of hair of choice) rusty scissors, bottle of whiskey (compulsory),Job done.

the watercats said...

hence the reason I have refrained from the experience for three years now.. it's the only way! :-)

Drama Queen said...

My god - you must have been looking absolutely fabulous going in there!

Niamh B said...

Oub - even if the hair fondler had been there I fear he would have shunned me
TFE - thanks will try that - will Rum do instead of Whiskey?
Watercats - I know! I used to too, I wish I'd stayed away, now I just keep wanting to fix it.
DQ - as you will well know I always look fabulous - most especially when going to the hairdressers - trying to encourage them to up their game - daring them to make me look even more fabulous - often failing spectacularly...