Significant developments at the Slippiest Pole

Here at Various Cushions we don't shy away from bringing you certain news, just because it might be unpopular, deemed unworth commenting on, or insignificant. No, we will not just forget about the situation at the slippiest pole in Dubland - just because those in power might wish it.

So here it is, the very latest, keeping you up to speed. As you can see from the above, things have changed utterly since the last update. The hedge has been shredded, leaving relieved pedestrians free to walk in the sunshine, no danger of verge dwelling lions, last feared here on June 4th. However, as seen in the below - all is not well that ends well. The warning sign - which says "Caution Slippery" for those too lazy to read back, is still there, but is almost completely snapped in half, perhaps by the deranged lawnmower handler who obviously went spontaneously insane when faced with this particularly slippy area. The authorities are doing their best. More news anon.