Well talk about strange names.
I thought it was worth a chuckle that the world's fastest runner was called Bolt. Also a bit strange was the fact that the guy who owned the feed place that caused the dioxin thing was called Hogg. Found it funny too that the head of one of the worlds biggest meat company's that just happened to be stepping down last week was called Dick Bond. What a suave CEO name - "the names Bond, Dick Bond." - no wonder he stepped down
But the prize for worst naming episode of recent times surely goes to the "DICK" - a sausage stuffing machine. Yes, produced by Beavis and Butthead inc, this is a real piece of equipment that really produces sausages. "You want a sausage? Let me just get my DICK"
Photographic evidence below:
Yes - that's my legs in my big white trousers crouching down in the reflection to get a good pic. And by the way - handy tip for anyone trying to lose weight (well more for those trying to think they're losing weight). Simply wear an extra pair of trousers, over your normal trousers all day at work, to create the illusion that you are actually massive, you'll feel svelte as an aquafit genius by the time you get home in your tiny little legs in one pair of little trousers!!
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