Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Something Fishy
Below I've pasted in a long list from the fish prizes - titles of storys/ memoir pieces - it's kind of heartbreaking to scan down through all of them thinking what hard work went into all the writing.
I didn't enter this time round, so there was no hope in my scanning down through them - but what I am thinking ... is that next year... my entry will encompass all of the below in some way or shape - so that it'll be guaranteed to win.
(in fact I might never enter Fish... I'm not that into salmon [unless it's of the poetry or knowledge variety, ok bad choice of example but you get what I mean] and I always feel like I could do better things with the money. Like if you had to enter a poetry competition or rescue a dying child - which would you do? of course you'd rescue the dying child, not that I actually rescue a dying anything every time I fail to enter a competition - but you get my drift - it's sorta a philosophical question)
A little Scar
A Room in my First House
A Song In The Night
A to Markworthy
A Trio's Travels
Accident-Prone
All I Know is a Door into the Dark
Approaching Death
ARGONAUTS
Ask the London pigeon
Bad Hair Day
BAGS
Been Here Before?
Before Without
Beneath These Feet of Mine
Biryani Mountains, a Lake of Lassi, and enough Kebab to fill the Grand Canyon…my ‘Lowe Marriage’!
Blackberries
Blessed are the Cracked
Born a Dublin Lad
Boystown S.A.
Braveheart.
Breakwater
Building a Sandcastle
By Invitation Only
Casenotes (i)-(vii)
Cattle Market
CAUSE and EFFECT
Changeling
Chivers Road E4
Chocolate con Churros
Christmas at No.3
Cold
Colours
Come Again Another Day
Confirmation Shoes
Conformity and The Art of Skipping Stones
Cows and Lies
Crossing Glaciers
Daddy
Day Day
Dear Sorrow Madam
Death By Fire
Death of a Family
Digging
Disjointed
Driving on Empty
Dumber Than Buffalo
Epiphany
Etiquette
Excerpts from Doing Time with Nehru
Fake
Family Bones
Fashion Victim
Final Contact
Finding Nick
FIRST KISS
First Trip to Poland
Five Cities
Flashback
Footloose
Full Circle
Ganja Girl
Gentiles
Growing Up with Jimjones
HEARTS AT THE SACRED HEART (MEMOIR)
Heaven
Heritage: A Memoir in Fifteen Parts
Hesperus' Daughter
HORIZONTAL HOLD
I Killed My Landlord
I Very Quick
I Was Here
Images Through a Smokescreen
Imprint
Inside the Fence at Buchenwald
Inside the Nation's Most Respected Freak Show
It Happens Like This
IT WAS LIKE THIS: EIGHT VIGNETTES
IT'S BEHIND YOU!
Jailhouse Rock
Keep Hope Alive: Post-Racialism in America
Lament
LANDING MY FATHER
Leaving the Ark
Legacy
Letter from Alaska
Lies That Bind
Life after Death; Grief and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Life and Death Perspective, From Eastholme
Life Drawing
Life is Like a Daisy
Life Without Parole
Little Billy
Livin' on Silver, Parts 1 & 2
Loosened
Losing Dave
Love Letters From Transylvania
Made in Libya
Martha
Masks of Freedom
Material
Me v. Dad
Memoir, The Last Territorial
Memoirs on a noticeboard
Memory Bubbles
Memory rings true
Mirrors
Miss Valentine
Mother and Troubles
Motherland
My Father's Garden
My First Job
MY LIFE AS A CROW
My Teenage Romance
National Pastimes
Okavango Safari
On the Road in Limerick: Forms of Apprehension
One Summer, Way Back
Only for the Summer
Our House
Over Cast Days
People Can Surprise You!
pike parnell and tom finn
Postcards
Purim & My Bangladeshi Friend
Quentin
Raising Up Horsies
Rejected by God
Reminiscence
Resistible: A Comic Memoir about Comedy
Reunification
Rotting sharks, smoking volcanoes and the deadly end-game
Sailing the Kungsholm
Scenes from the boxes in my bedroom
Sea Shanty
Searching for the Centre
Selbach, Germany
Sheffield
Skinning a deer and other stories
skykickers
Slap that Bass
Smalltown Shadows
Societas Post Pubertatem
Soft Shadows in the Mind
Some Tea Towels, a Turkey and the Running
Somewhere in the black-out
Speaking for the Big Shot
Squirrel
Stains
Stardust
Stina and Vino
Strangers
Stung
Suffer The Little Children
Susan-the Big Girl
Taking Education, or a Love Letter to my Student Loans
Talking Double-Decker Bus Tour Guide
Tea with Immortals
Ten Things You Should Know About Grandad Jack Price
That Day
The 1966 Kilrush Fleadh Cheoil
The 27-Year-Old Sister Addresses the 29-Year-Old Sister
The Bella Boys
The Border Crossing
The Border Crossing
The Burden of Memory
The Carer
The Castle
THE COAL TABLE
The Color of Love
The Commonwealth Club
The Crystal Glass
The Crystal Glass
The Curse of the Five Note
The Dog Kill Squad (Kosovo 1999)
The Drowning Girl: Riding the Rapids of My Son's Psychosis (Excerpt)
The Exciting Agonies of War
The First Sneeze
The Fragile Frame
The Gate
The Green Chairs on Ward B
The Guy In Frankie's Hatbox
The house we live in
The House-Keeper
The hunger
The Jaded Slave
The Joyful Mysteries
The Knot
The LPA
The Mad Marine
The Magic Teaspoon
The Paintings in the Rafters
The Particulars
The Pinochle Players
The Secret Lies in Remembrance
The Sinking of The Lancastria
The Sorrowful Songs of Monkeys
The Spider
The Stenographers
The Strange Laptop
The Sungazer
The Talkies
The Town by the Bog
The Village at Lakeside
THREE WHIZZES: FOR DAVID (Dec 4, 1939-June 23, 2001)
Ticket to Ride
To Laugh at Dandelions
To Whom It May Concern
To You, A Thousand Thanks
Tolkien, My Love
Tolstoy's Family
Tracey's Rug
Treacle mining
Trigger
Turning the Wound: A Memoir
Twenty-Three : Twenty-Four
Vasectomy
Viva Madrid!
Walking Around
What Kind of Mother?
When I Come Around
Where We Went and What We Did There
Wilbur
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5 comments:
I'm exhausted just scanning the list - off to recover!
I'm personally backing 'Dumber than Buffalo', and nicking the title.
I sent off 3 x £1 coins in a special sticky-down card thing today so that we could feed a kitten for a week. I think. It was something to do with kittens anyway. It feels unbelievably good to realise that this is the reason I fail to enter so many competitions.
Sorry Louise!! I know, it's frightening isn't it?
Yes Titus, good on you saving the kittens! After all - who would the little dog run around after if all the kittens were gone?
some great titles there alright
Its too much! I've entered Fish before and felt sick about the amount of money I've spent, and then the energy waiting for the result. I feel so free now!
Words, I know - I've stopped entering for a good while now...
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