Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Economy is saved

Hurrah! rejoice everyone! - the economy is saved, as long as those ingenius people at Kleeneze keep coming out with these amazing products, that you cannot help but buy. Yes at Kleeneze, apparently they really follow the wise old chinese saying "there's no such thing as a bad idea."
The catalogue speaks for itself, and I predict it will become a cult bible, but just in case you haven't been lucky enough to recieve one - here's some of the highlights - astounding inventions that fairly goggle the mind. For Example: I don't know how I've lived this long without a banana gaurd -Which accomodates "Virtually every size and shape of banana".
- Or how messily topped my eggs have been in the past, but no more, I'm gonna get me an "Ultimate Egg Topper" - a gizmo that will fearlessly decapitate all future boiled eggs made in this house perfectly every time
Have you ever seen anything as fiendishly clever as the below?- a match shaped lighter. God how I wish I'd had that in my college days, I'd have been so cool - imagine waving one of those at that REM gig in slane... course I'm dreaming - a match shaped lighter wouldn't have been invented then - this is all cutting edge,

And last - but definitely not least - how about giving your loved one a healthy present this christmas? Not a Gym membership, or even a voucher for yoga classes, No Sir - what your special someone needs is something convenient, that they can use at home, but that will give them hours and hours of entertainment. And the winner is.....

"The Excercise Wheel" - specially appropriate for hamster owners, this little gadget will provide hours of fun, and is invaluable to any high powered game of wheel barrow. And any one who says it's just a broken wheel barrow wheel is just jealous they didn't think of it....

Kleeneze people - I salute you!

6 comments:

Uiscebot said...

You're getting Funnier Niamh - perhaps it's all the curry related angst fuelling the creative process (I'll sort ya out I promise!). Kleeneze are legends. See you Saturday!

alan & barbara peachey said...

If you would like to become part of the Kleeneze Legend and earn yourself an unlimited income, then check out our website

www.thebigbucksgroup.com

It's a fantastic life

Niamh B said...

Thanks Uisce - think I'll hold a competition soon with a Limousine as the top prize. I'll even tell someone they've won it!! How are the nerves re saturday? Really looking forward to it now.

alan& barbara peachey
I like to think I already am playing my own small part in the Kleeneze Legend, and yes it is a fantastic life.
Perhaps you'd like to sponsor a free banana gaurd that I could raffle off to my legions of loyal readers, or you could send me an exercise wheel to test drive for my fans? It'd be great publicity!!

Me said...

yikes... its like they're the CIA or something..

Niamh B said...

Yeah - they ARE everywhere!

That's efficiency for you - and living a fantastic life - explains their success I guess

Me said...

I wouldn't mind a fantastic life come to think of it. I think I'm achieving an 'acceptable' life at the moment. Hoping with the new house to move up to a 'good' life...