Buy a 750 piece jigsaw, and nearly break your back to get it done, rename it the 749 piece jigsaw, predictably enough, even though it was sellotaped closed - it was bought for 2 euro second hand.
Take the scooter and slip it through puddles when the road is dry to draw black lines that fade when you go far.
Get a bouncy ball and make it bounce from the path onto the large rock, it should be possible, but it's not.
Take panorama pictures with people moving on purpose so they appear twice and sometimes with extra limbs.
Go on a hundred walks, long and short. Mainly short.
Read all the books.
Drink all the wine.
Eat all the chocolate.
Visit the home of the Táin Bó Cúaine and marvel at Méabh and the amount of men she managed to marry, though only one of them has made it onto her wikipedia page.
